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Joke of the Day

"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"

"What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer."

"My favorite thing about famous people is that they can be ""brave"" and ""daring"" by just leaving the house in stupid looking clothes."

"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"

"What did the horny dog say to the girl dog? Do you like it ruff?"

"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish."

"Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."

"What is the difference between Digg and Reddit? People can Voat."

"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."