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Joke of the Day

"TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?"

"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."

"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""

"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"

"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"

"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."

"""I sure hope that was a cracker"" -Me eating in the dark."

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"

"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."

"Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?"