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Joke of the Day

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"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Why the population in India is exploding these days? Because everyone over there is doing IT!"

"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."

"Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom."

"I hate when I toss some cold pizza in the microwave, check Twitter real quick and when I come back I've missed 3 mortgage payments."

"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"I've never had anyone at hello."

"I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them."