1998

Joke of the Day

"I forgot :( Whilst climbing in the roof space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I'd forgotten last year. Such a shame - they would have loved that puppy."

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"Anger. It's all the rage. ."
"Bottom of the Class ""I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,"" said the father to his son. ""Don't worry Dad,"" he replied. ""They still teach the same thing at both ends."""
"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"
"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."
"Narcolepsy is the sluttiest neurological disorder."
"A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement. They walks out."
"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"
"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"