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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"

"Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key."

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"

"Whenever someone says to me ""You look so familiar, where do I know you from?"" I say, ""Do you watch porn?"""

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ""R?"" ""Aye, ye would think so but 'tis the C he loves!"""

"Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie"

"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception."

"PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free."

"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."