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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A"
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"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
"My Sex Life"
"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"Q: What mythological monster casts no reflection? A: All of them."
"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"
"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."