15486
Joke of the Day
"Here we go, funniest joke I know... So a man wins a divorce settlement."
Next Joke
"What country most despises cars that run on gasoline? Mad-at-gas-cars!"
"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"
"My dad always told me that people that curse are too dumb to say anything else... and i was like ""what the fuck does that mean?"""
"I wonder if Morgan Freeman talks himself to sleep every night."
"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."
"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."
"The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist? 3k."
"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"
"When a girl says: ""If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best""... What she really means is: ""I'm a f*ckin psycho."""