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Joke of the Day
"Here we go, funniest joke I know... So a man wins a divorce settlement."
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"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."
"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"Naming your cat ""Whiskers"" is like naming your kid ""Eyebrows."""
"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."
"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"
"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse."