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"What the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point."
"After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can't bully me for never having a blowjob any more."
"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"
"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""
"So a termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"Why did the physicist throw out his shag rug? He assumed the lawnmower was a vacuum"
"A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark."
"I'm having a hard time deciding which pillow I should buy. I'm going to sleep on it."
"""just do it"" Nike is sponsoring a probation program. They provide T-shirts with the slogan "" just DON'T do it"""