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Joke of the Day
"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."
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"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."
"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"
"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"
"Today I saw ""Jesus doesn't care about your grades"" written on the sidewalk in chalk and all I could think was ""Thank god, he'd be pissed"""
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."
"Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?"
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"