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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"I'm not very good with DIY. A pile of books fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame :-("

"Sometimes girls look at me and say, ""Mmm not bad."" They don't say it out loud but I can tell they're thinking that."

"My girlfriend always asks me to text her when I get in... That's how small my cock really is."

"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"

"I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay"

"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"

"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"

"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"

"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."