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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."

"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."

"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."

"You know what the worst part is about dating a Japanese girl? If I ever decide to break up with her I will have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."