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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."

"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."

"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."

"What do you call a red-head ninja? A ginja."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ... Those who can count binary and those who can't."

"An evil villain is on the loose Ant-Man: Yellowjacket again? [giant kid with magnifying glass emerges] Ant-Man: You gotta be kidding me"

"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"

"How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO"

"What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule? Double 07."