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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"

"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."

"CNN: President Obama Rescues a Child From a Burning Home FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working Firefighters"

"a local dj is beat up and left for dead, i guess you could say... the tables have been turned"

"Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it..."

"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."

"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?"

"I was eating a danish... http://youtu.be/b5FQKsEgLnQ"

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, it means a lot."