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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"
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"What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius."
"'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."
"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."
"Empty brain A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty."
"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."
"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."
"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."