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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear"
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"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"
"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"
"What kind of root is only easy to find on paper? *A square one.*"
"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."
"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touch screen while I'm driving"
"Quick! What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?"
"I heard someone say their podcast was on ""hiatus"", guess that sounds better than ""my mom took away my laptop""."
"[First date & I'm super nervous] Her: Are you ok? Me: yesh. Her: did u just say yesh? Me: um Nosh."
"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"