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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear"

"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."

"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."

"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."

"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."

"Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it."

"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"

"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"

"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."

"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."