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Joke of the Day

"Did I ever tell you about the industrial prostitute? She had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip. So she can make money on the side."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""

"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"

"What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor? The foundation's been laid."

"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."

"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."

"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"

"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."

"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."