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Joke of the Day

"Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry."

"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"If Rick Astley invites you to his Tree House, don't go! Because he's never going to let you down!"

"we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations"

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones."

"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."

"Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom."

"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."

"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."