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Joke of the Day

"Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"

"'NSFW' Why didn't Mrs. Claus ever have kids? Because Santa always comes down the chimney."

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"

"why did the spy cross the road because he never really was on your side hold your applause."

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary? A joint venture."

"Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."