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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Kevin Bacon was killed last night. . . And they're charging the shooter with 6th degree murder. . ."

"The worst moment for an insomniac is that flutter of realisation that you are falling asleep, which smacks you wide awake again."

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man"

"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."