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Joke of the Day

"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."

"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""

"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"

"How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming."

"What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts."

"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."

"My exercise routine is a running joke."

"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"

"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."