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Joke of the Day
"What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts."
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"What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord? My ass"
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."
"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."
"ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail"
"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"
"What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee"
"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."