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Joke of the Day
"If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?"
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"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."
"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"
"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."
"2 men knock on an Essex girls door. ""Hello love how would you like double glazing?"",they ask. ""Oh go on then"", she replies falling to her knees, ""just not in my eyes"""
"[blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) ""So what do u do?"" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]"
"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."