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Joke of the Day
"I'm already 14 yrs old Dad! why don'y you buy me a bra? Shut up Peter!"
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"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."
"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"
"Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it."
"The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge."
"I can never seem to get a good picture of wheat. It always comes out grainy"
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? *buldogi*"
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"