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Joke of the Day

"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"

"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away"

"""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!"""

"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."

"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."

"I remember the last thing my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. ""I'm going to kick this bucket"""

"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."

"What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock."