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Joke of the Day

"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."

"Jim: What shall we name our new playground invention? Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again."

"How much blow can Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples once... Sounds funny Dozen tit"

"My calculus professor recently divorced his wife .. .. one day he simply told her ""I'm making a you substitution""."

"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."

"What happened to the man running in front of the car? He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted."

"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."

"If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside."