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Joke of the Day

"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."

"Don't use asian prostitutes you'll just be horny again in an hour"

"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."

"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"

"Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids"

"A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Stephen Hawking disagrees."

"Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there"

"When I die, I'd like the word Humble' to be written. .......on my statue."

"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."

"What do you call a midget with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."