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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
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"So Goldilocks is casing the bears' house, figuring she can heist their stash of crystal meth, when all of a sudden ... . . . Andrew Dice Clay sticks his head in the door and says ..."
"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"
"What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees? TIMBUUUUUUUURTON"
"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."
"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"
"Yesterday I had to buy a new hoover. My old one was just gathering dust."
"yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time"
"Guy: girl are you a newspaper? Girl: no why? Guy: because there's a new issue with you every fucking day."