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Joke of the Day

"A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*"

"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"

"Have you heard the one about Ron Jeremy's penis? It's a real knee slapper."

"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.""...... Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""

"I saw this cute homeless girl on the street.. ..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said ""sure"", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box..."

"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."