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Joke of the Day

"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"

"When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle."

"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."

"There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars."

"It's like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another."

"What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school? A mutant-y"

"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"

"What am I? I have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. What am I? A liar."