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Joke of the Day

"Today's assignment: Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them ""Have you seen this person?"" and pull out a picture of yourself"

"The only way for America to not fuck up in the next election. Vote for Bill Clinton. Left the nation with national Surplus, and he got his dick sucked doing it."

"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."

"In my will I am leaving everything to the imagination."

"Why is CoD like women? Search and Destroy."

"Matthew Broderick just became the ""mare"" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare."

"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"

"What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !"