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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
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"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"
"3yo: I don't want a walk Me: Come on, it'll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?"
"You know what they say, when you go darkskin... they steal your car."
"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."
"I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... And she got totally bent out of shape."
"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"
"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."
"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."