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Joke of the Day
"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"
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"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."
"Telling people to ban same sex marriage cuz of your religion is like telling the supermarket to stop selling junk food cuz you're on a diet."
"CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News."
"I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off."
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"
"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""
"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."
"Be the reason they create new laws."