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Joke of the Day

"I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)"

"An Eskimo's lover leans in close and says.. ""baby, kiss me."" The Eskimo leans forward, shakes his head, and says ""no""."

"My truck handles great... the amount of G's it can pull in a corner is only limited by the amount of rope."

"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."

"[Racist] So a black guy and a Mexican fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The Mexican. The black guy's stopped by the rope!"

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."

"The Mancave is where I change into my Manman costume."

"why did the blonde have a blue vagina? she didn't fully understand the label ""finger paint""."