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Joke of the Day
"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."
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"A colorblind person logged onto Facebook the day SCOTUS legalized gay marriage... ""Hey everyone, why are you all advertising for '50 Shades of Grey'?"""
"So did you hear about the cannibal that broke into the gay hospital? At least he's getting his fruits and vegetables now."
"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"
"A little boy has diarrhea... Mom: What the hell do you need Viagra for? Boy: Isn't that what you give to Dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
"big pharma. if youre reading this i have an idea for a pill that makes you tinier so you can fit into secret zones. i will let you invent it"
"The Miami Dolphins...."
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."
"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"