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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"

"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"

"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."

"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."

"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."

"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."

"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"

"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"

"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"

"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"