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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper."
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"Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline? Because their lips have so many chaps on them!"
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."
"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."
"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"
"-I love you Juan. -I love you too bae , lets make love. -Im afraid. -But why bae? -what if I get pregnant? - I can promise you that wont happen Fernando."
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of hoes."
"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"