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Joke of the Day
"My alcohol addiction was so bad i used to drink hand sanitiser! Im clean now!"
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"The secret to a long life Avoid death"
"What do you call A Bohemian Lumberjack? ...A *Blogger.* ( I'll see myself out.. :)"
"Its snowing really hard... It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I'm Snowden."
"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""
"What did the doctor say to the cancer patient? You have tumor months to live."
"When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?"
"Me: *goes to jail for murdering coworkers* Boss: You're still coming in early tomorrow, right?"
"What's long and black? The unemployment line."
"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."