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Joke of the Day

"What do you call A Bohemian Lumberjack? ...A *Blogger.* ( I'll see myself out.. :)"

"I like my wine like I like my women. 10 years old and locked in a wooden crate in my basement."

"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"

"Me and the wife were having a row the other day when, all of a sudden, the strangest thing happened... Our canoe sank."

"Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe."

"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."

"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."

"I put the U in murder"

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."

"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"