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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it."

"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"

"What do you call an African American wife who knows where her husband is at all time? A Jailbait."

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"

"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."

"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."

"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."

"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."

"It's international women's day. But apparently my local strip club didn't get the memo. Went there today and all the girls were from my country. No international women at all."

"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"