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Joke of the Day

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"

"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY"

"Why is the alcoholic law student sad? Because he couldn't pass the bar."

"I hate having to brush my teeth every morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."

"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""

"If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic"

"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""

"*googles murder tips *adds ""asking for a friend"" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles"

"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""