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Joke of the Day

"Matthew Broderick just became the ""mare"" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare."

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"

"I'm waiting for the next generation iPad to come out. Y'know, one more compact, about the size of my iPhone. Wait."

"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"

"Doctor: are you sexually active. Me: I'm not even physically active"

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."

"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""

"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."