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Joke of the Day

"What title do a sandwich and an occupation in the porn industry share? The Fluffernutter."

"I took the shell off of my racing snail.... I thought it would make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish."

"How do you turn a fox in to an elephant? Marry it."

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose... As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"My family puts the ""C"" in Awckward because the majority of them didn't graduate high school and are horrible spellers."

"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."

"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."

"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"