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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"
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"[job interview] ""So what would you say is your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm pretty bad at reading situations."" *tries to kiss interviewer*"
"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."
"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."
"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"
"What's the safest font? Helmetica."
"Watson was incredibly horny.... Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and ""blows"" his mind."
"Fuck the man And make him a sandwich."
"What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds."
"Writing a personal ad. So far I have: Has all own teeth"