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Joke of the Day
"What's the safest font? Helmetica."
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"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."
"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
"My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point."
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"[SKYRIM JOKE] Why didn't the Nords win the theater audition? They should have acted."
"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."
"My wife called me a pedophile and a bigamist I thought those were some big words for a jealous six year old"
"My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player... I want us to see other people."