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Joke of the Day
"Fuck the man And make him a sandwich."
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"A farmer counted 197 cows in his field... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."
"Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, ""So are you sick?"" No, I'm just here for the free CNN."
"Corned beef and potatoes running aimlessly about on the playground. -Hash Tag"
"one of those 60 second cooking videos but for how to cover up an accidental manslaughter"
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified"
"Starting a Psychofit class. Basically, I sneak up on people showering and chase em with a knife til they achieve their desired body weight."
"If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol."