195099

Joke of the Day

"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."

"What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo"

"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."

"I went to the doctor with severe constipation, he laughed as he took my urine sample. I think he's taking the piss but I still couldn't give a shit."

"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"

"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."

"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."

"Bad Luck I think my luck is getting worse. I was mugged by a Quaker."

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"