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Joke of the Day

"A pilots plane is shot down When he parachutes out, he is taken to a pow camp. He is later asked ""What did you have on the wings of your plane?"" ""Holes mostly..."""

"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."

"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."

"So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner... After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, ""I think not,"" then immediately disappears."

"How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :("

"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"

"There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed His dog is just as bad"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."

"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."

"What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts? M'rauders Map"