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Joke of the Day
"She said no! *sobs tears of joy* -me after proposing"
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"hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty"
"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"
"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."
"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."
"Q. Why do Americans deep fry so much food? A. They love OIL __ "
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"
"Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle."
"Guys, don't worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! It was called Kristallnacht."
"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"