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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."

"What goes down but never comes up? The /r/news sub count."

"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"

"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"

"I came back from war to find out that I had missed the birth of my wife's second child. Turns out, I also missed the conception."

"A majority of my fortune will be spent accurately recreating the obstacle courses of Nickelodeon shows from my childhood."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."

"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."