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Joke of the Day
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."
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"A woman speaks to her Jewish son. *Kid is playing in a sandbox* >Mom: Come back here! It's rude to play with the bodies of our ancestors!"
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""
"Italian Spies Why do Italians make good spies? Because they're masters of ""DEESE GUYS!"""
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""
"Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss."
"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"
"Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other way."