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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body But then my mother gave birth"
Next Joke
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"Blind dates are the best They don't even see me coming"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"
"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
"What is the difference between the Cleveland Browns and Santa...... Santa is still relevent in december"
"If a psychic midget escapes from police custody.... ... is she a small medium at large?"
"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"
"Hey, girls who won't stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."