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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. Now I'm taking this shit to the next level."

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"

"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"

"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"

"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."

"Can putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"

"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"