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Joke of the Day
"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"
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"You hear about those robbers who steal shoes for fun? It's how they get their kicks."
"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""
"I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty..."
"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""
"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's fuckin' worth it. A friend's divorce is being finalized today and he often says this."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."
"What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !"