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Joke of the Day

"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."

"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist.... I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys... then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled ""FUCK ME!"" What happened next will haunt me the for the rest of my life..."

"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"

"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"

"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."

"Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you."